wzwzx2010 发表于 2021-9-15 14:25:53

7姓水友狂喜

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria." The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."


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墨索里尼 发表于 2021-9-15 15:22:01

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张大夫 发表于 2021-9-15 15:26:44

没毛的腿

zabacax 发表于 2021-9-15 15:55:36

没毛的腿
         

Ozymandias 发表于 2021-9-15 15:58:16

没毛的腿

粉色狂战斧 发表于 2021-9-15 15:58:37

哈人

didyousaynerd 发表于 2021-9-15 16:28:14

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达盖尔的旗帜 发表于 2021-9-15 17:00:04


没毛的腿

葑䔅第一鱼吧 发表于 2021-9-15 17:19:58

eg水深火热，早该解放了
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